A few of us went surfing the other day and it reminded me that I was a
“yuppie insect who shouldn’t be surfing the break”. After cutting a
few people off all I could think about is Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah
getting his shit handed to him by Anthony Kiedis in Point Break. The
Red Hot Chili Peppers suck.
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Nicolas cage can walk through fire, get swarmed by bees and get shot in the arm but he will never be able to act. After seeing this
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/ he is our wizard this week. The Internet is a strange place.
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Criss Angel, also known as ‘Mind Freak’, wins the wizard award this
week. Fake ass bitch.
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Robert Smith of The Cure is this week’s wizard because of his mystical head of hair.
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Bob Ross was so damn high! He was a stoned magician with a paintbrush. In this short video he gives birds 500 branches for their “foots”.
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