Any man, guy, boy who tells you that they aren’t uncomfortable peeing next to another man at a sporting event or bar is off. It’s weird. We have evolved for a reason, and that reason is not to be apes peeing next to other male apes. But, if you had to pee next to another man, you should hope that you are peeing into a Thermochromic pissoir. Best used if on mushrooms or acid.
From The Citrus Report