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At first it was a White Ford Bronco, and now its a White Suzuki

May 3, 2011

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For O.J. Simpson, it was the white Ford Bronco that became his infamous car of demise, and now for Osama Bin Laden, it will forever be the white Suzuki that CIA officials marked the license plate number of in the summer of 2010 that carried Bin Laden’s trusted courier. That license plate number led the CIA to a compound at the end of a long dirt road and surrounded by tall security fences in a wealthy hamlet 35 miles from the Pakistani capital. For O.J., it was a Los Angeles freeway that led to a Brentwood Mansion and a Johnnie Cochran friendship.

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A Great Read: The 10 Year Hunt for Osama Bin Laden

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Okay, we are all already getting the overkill on the Facebook/Twitter reporting on Osama Bin Laden, and we at The Citrus Report had our fun with it. But, there is a really amazing story that reads like a Matt Damon movie behind this manhunt and operation, and the Guardian appears to have been writing the whole thing since 2001, and wrapped up the last few paragraphs this past 36 hours or so.

This has been the best read of all the Bin Laden coverage so far. The history, the players, and who hit the hit the game winners.

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Madlib Mondays: Jaylib “Louder (Blast Your Radio Theme)”

May 2, 2011

Just like Osama Bin Laden, this track from J Dilla and Madlib was in hiding, until someone found it, and blasted it out for the world to hear. Okay, we are done with the Osama jokes. We just wanted to see how far we could go. This was just recently released on Madlib Medicine Show #11: Low Budget High Fi Music.

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Game Over. Re-election. Osama v Obama. Obama Wins.

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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you shut Donald Trump’s motherfucking mouth up. And, you send a message to the Republicans at the same time: On Saturday I killed Qadaffi’s child and grandchildren, and on Sunday I killed Osama Bin Laden. What did you do this weekend?

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California man arrested in Pakistan with sword, was going to find Osama bin Laden

June 15, 2010

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“Hi honey. What was that? Where am I am going with this 40-inch sword, and night vision goggles? Oh, Pakistan. Actually, I’m going to end up in Afghanistan. How am I going to do that? Well I told my boss at the construction site that I needed a vacation. Yes, without you. Well, I just bought a ticket to Pakistan. Its not that hard. Why I am I going? To kill Osama Bin Laden. Didn’t I read on the Citrus Report last week that Bin Laden is in Iran and not Afghanistan? Well, what the hell do they know? Yes, Osama Bin Laden. Kill him. Afghanistan. Solo mission. Police escort. Pose as tourist. Yes, with my sword. Bringing a pistol, too, just in case. It’s my Russell Crowe moment. I wish you would understand.”

This actually happened, and the dude was arrested in Pakistan. …

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