Madlib Mondays: Jaylib “Louder (Blast Your Radio Theme)”

Just like Osama Bin Laden, this track from J Dilla and Madlib was in hiding, until someone found it, and blasted it out for the world to hear. Okay, we are done with the Osama jokes. We just wanted to see how far we could go. This was just recently released on Madlib Medicine Show #11: Low Budget High Fi Music.

From The Citrus Report

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California man arrested in Pakistan with sword, was going to find Osama bin Laden

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“Hi honey. What was that? Where am I am going with this 40-inch sword, and night vision goggles? Oh, Pakistan. Actually, I’m going to end up in Afghanistan. How am I going to do that? Well I told my boss at the construction site that I needed a vacation. Yes, without you. Well, I just bought a ticket to Pakistan. Its not that hard. Why I am I going? To kill Osama Bin Laden. Didn’t I read on the Citrus Report last week that Bin Laden is in Iran and not Afghanistan? Well, what the hell do they know? Yes, Osama Bin Laden. Kill him. Afghanistan. Solo mission. Police escort. Pose as tourist. Yes, with my sword. Bringing a pistol, too, just in case. It’s my Russell Crowe moment. I wish you would understand.”

This actually happened, and the dude was arrested in Pakistan.

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According to spies and those types, Osama bin Laden and top aides are hiding in Iran

According to spies and those types, Osama bin Laden and top aides are hiding in Iran” posted from: The Citrus Report | Art, Culture, News, Graffiti, Music, Street Art, Clothing, Politics, Reviews

To keep things light, let’s talk about Osama bin Laden and his top aides. DebkaFile, a website on politics, espionage, and terrorism goodies and insight, Osama is hiding in Sabzevar, Iran, just, you know, planning shit and hoping to get a Canon 5D to shoot better quality “talks” to release out to the world as total bullshit. You know, what “most wanted men” like to do.

By the way, how boring is this guy? What has he done recently? Kill people who share his religion (presumably he plans some of those attacks)? Oh, gee, that is effective you big dummy. Zeitgeist says you didn’t even plan 9/11. So what the hell do you do? We think, deep down, he just wants a really nice Weber to have BBQs with his aides. Seriously, do you see any women around this guy? No, its like dude-central. He is bored.

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