But if you don’t remember, you can read both, and drink yourself a mimosa today.
From The Citrus Report
Its blizzard season across the midwest and east coast. So the west coast is keeping busy, ADEK and JADE dont have to check their watches to know its GO TIME. Jade shows us how it has to touch at least over head, and keeps it G’d up from the feet up. Showing us how the west coast whopps. Photos by KR.
This week EPIC BEARD MAN a 67 year old from Oakland was getting back sassed by some dude on the bus. He barks back and moves to the front of the bus. The dude still talking shit and posturing and decides to give him one for good measure up at the front. EBM eats that one like a budweiser and starts throwing from the shoulders. Bap Bap BAP BAP bap bap. Not another word from shit talk, and EBM storms off the bus in old school WWF style elbows swinging and fanning the crowd energy. WOW. I guess sassy didnt read the shirt that said ‘I AM THAT MOTHERFUCKER’.
Then comes his background, yes the same EBM that was removed from an A’s game for being belligerent. Peep how he treats the taser like a dollar days hot dog. I just wonder if Clint Eastwood got Grand Tourino from him or if he just saw GT? Somebody check his keys.
So this afternoon at SeaWold in Orlando, Florida TILIKUM the Killer Whale chewed up his trainer 40 year old Dawn Brancheau after she “fell in the pool”. Little did we know that she would constantly refer to him as ‘orca’ or simply ‘whale’. After years of this emasculationTilikum saw his chance and took it. He is a KILLER Whale, not just a whale.
“Do you know how Killer Whales get down?! Its KILLA to you bitch, and no I didnt quit my day job! THIS IS WHAT I DO BEST. With your weak little bucket of fish.-HA! Why dont I put your head in my mouth real quick so you can hear what I’m talking about.’
Tilikum has already killed two other people. Now tick-tack-toe makes three. What to do? Free Tili? Kill Killa? Give him a bigger tank? Try to make some more money off him? Exploit him? Use him to execute sex offenders in the state of FLA? Send him to GITMO, maybe he can help clean up down there? Make hella fish tacos? How ever it goes down, it will be TILIKUM KILLER WHALE, please dont forget the KILLA.
Lil Wayne & Juelz Santana – “My Face Cant Be Felt”
The term “…I can’t feel my face…” means that you have an open solid in your mouth, or it means you had to swallow ’em. Either way, you’re selling raw. This mixtape is pretty good. Music to pump crack to. Its not brand new, but it’s time for a review of it. Now, I like me some Juelz Santana, but I can do without another throw away Lil Wane album though. However, this particular one sounds like Wayne actually knew he was making these songs. Normally Lil Wayne songs have interchangeable verses that he just kinda made as one of a hundred in a row. I know the guy works like that, constantly recording. After a while, I suspect the songs stop having any meaning anymore. Dude has, like, 10 different mixtape series’ that are all on vol. 6 or some shit. But I feel like he made these songs as a collaborative effort with Juelz. I like almost all the songs on this one, save about 4. My standouts are: “Swag Surfing”, “Bonafied Hussla”, & “Rock Hard”.