James Jablon, the dude living with lions for a month, just a tad of a moron, but there is a live stream!

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We are against anyone trying to raise money by living with lions. It is just not a good idea. Never a good idea in fact. But if there is live stream, it is totally worth every single penny.

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When morons speak…

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Boston Celtics point guard, Rajon Rondo, told reporters that he is saving as much of his $9 million a year contract this year in fears that a looming NBA lockout will occur next year. If you can’t make $9 million work for over a decade even with a stupidly lavish lifestyle that this moron could be living, then we hope your ass goes bankrupt. There are people who made $45k-a-year for years with a family of 5 who don’t have jobs now, and they are wondering how they can eat next week. Rondo = moron.

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Somebody actually tried to get into the Guinness World Record by wearing most T-Shirts worn at one time

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Really, who doesn’t want to wear 155 shirts at one time? Matt McAllister, you are a hero/moron/genius. Good work on this, but we wonder, if this was done in 2006, has the record been broken?

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Update! There has been a retraction… take that apology off the table says Barton

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Seriously, now this clown is taking his apology to BP back. True GOP style on this one.The Times reports “In a statement, Mr. Barton apologized “for using the term ‘shakedown’ with regard to yesterday’s actions at the White House in my opening statement this morning, and I retract my apology to BP. As I told my colleagues yesterday and said again this morning, BP should bear the full financial responsibility for the accident on their lease in the Gulf of Mexico.”

Thanks for the memories, Joe.

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