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We think Lebron James is a nice guy, we just think that he is not that bright. And we think that the Cleveland Cavs, and owner Dan Gilbert (for all the dumbass things he has said over the past month), protected the world, you, us, from knowing that Lebron was a dumb-dumb.
Lebron is still talking, saying epic lines like:
“I don’t think he ever cared about LeBron,” James is quoted as saying. “My mother always told me: ‘You will see the light of people when they hit adversity. You’ll get a good sense of their character.’ Me and my family have seen the character of that man.” What’s with the 3rd person? We know you are Lebron, and that you only talk about Lebron, and Lebron is the only thing that matters to Lebron. Oh, and you were the only thing that mattered to Dan Gilbert and the Cavs too, so you are fucking wrong on this one, Lebron.
And now this really dumbass thing:
“And Clevelanders, because they were the bigger-city kids when we were growing up, looked down on us. … So we didn’t actually like Cleveland. We hated Cleveland growing up. There’s a lot of people in Cleveland we still hate to this day.” Really, what the fuck is wrong with you Lebron? You really needed to say this? Get it off your chest?
You are like a 3rd grade baby.
How about this? “Lebron wasn’t that good, so Lebron had to take Lebron to Dwayne because Lebron can’t make an outside shot if Lebron’s life depended on Lebron’s hands taking Lebron’s shot.”
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