Greg Chambers and Purebred Info-Ed Column

You may be wondering who the guy in the Juxtapoz ad’s has been, for good reason, he looks like a legend. Well, he wanted to set the record straight about who he is and what he’s all about:

People like to call me “Gorilla Man” or “Vanilla Gorilla” because they think that I resort to physical violence as a means to assert myself with the ladies. I use the mind. I use the mind. And The Citrus Report.

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Every morning, I read The Citrus Report to scout potential talent for that evening. The question I get most often is that it’s easy to look at a photo of a nice lady in a newspaper, but then what? A common move of mine is sending a gift basket. As of late I have been really digging on all these fake meat inventions. They taste great, they are healthy for you, and it gives the ladies a sensitive impression, one of not being a barbaric animal killer. It’s amazing what they can do these days. Tofu, TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein), Seitan… incredible what food science has wrought. Usually I will send a whimsical object like a wood and brass executive puzzle sculpture along with a few servings of fake meat and await their call. If they can’t dig that, I don’t want to talk to them anyhow.

I ain’t gonna be this good forever, so I commissioned the nice folks at Purebred to snap a candid photo of me doing my thing in the tub. We also took a photo that memorializes one of the great moments of my athletic career, the time I broke the backboard with a “slam dunk” style basketball shot. This photo is available to license for stationary, postcards, and novelty apparel. Contact my agent.

I also wanted show you my creative side. To show the world through my HI-FI point of view. These bonus snaps show what it’s like to be me, to see the world in more than one dimension, simultaneously. Dig it.

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Check out more world-class photography by Stacey and Jason at http://purebredphoto.com/

Write Greg Chambers at:
Greg Chambers Fan Club
419 Haight St.
San Francisco, CA
94117

Handmade Hats in San Francisco

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It seems hats are making their comeback today, but if you truly love vintage hats you know how hard it is to find quality headwear that is just as striking as the ones your grandfather wore. Paul’s Hat Works is an unusual shop where they make their hats by hand and they do a damned good job at it. What’s even more interesting than their hats are the four ladies who run it, known as the 4 Pauls. A tip of the hat to them, g’d

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The “highly uncomfortable” 26oz selvedge jeans by Naked & Famous

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Yes, advertised as the “highly uncomfortable” 26oz selvedge jeans, made in San Francisco, for Montreal-based Naked & Famous. It’s the heaviest denim ever created, and someone will get a chance to try and walk in them. Seriously, we know these are limited and denim geeks will dig these, but you can’t even walk in 260z without looking like you crapped your pants… is that a look you want to show the ladies?

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