Ok so, to my behest, I had to go to Miami; the most humid place in the world, to visit my family. There is really nothing interesting at all that goes on there. Moreover, it is the most boring place I’ve ever been too. So please bare with me as I relay this trip to you in three parts:

The flight to florida was super fast, only four hours and forty five minutes. My mother and I arrived early in the morning to a very humid climate. Both of us were overdressed for the occasion.

Miami is a city of cars; if you don’t have a car you can’t really go anywhere without waiting a long time for a bus or a ride from your homie. Because there are so many cars, and the roads are so big, there are a lot of accidents. We were reminded of this on our way downtown.

This is one of my uncles! We have a strange relationship. Whenever I see this guy it is really awkward. All he talks about is his luxury jewelry business and money, money, and money. I couldn’t wait for my reunion with him to end.

After that we met with my aunt to go thrifting and to eat cuban food. We drove through the ghetto to go to some ghetto thrift shops, which turned out to be very over priced and have lots of over sized clothes. There are lots of fat people in Florida.


This rare sight used to make florida worth visiting

This is another reason to go to Florida: the Cuban food is cheap and off the wall like Michael Jackson. This was our waitress. She kind of brought us more food then we ordered and charged us for it. She also acted impressed when we spoke to her in spanish. She was just playing us!!

Vacated properties are becoming more and more common around South Florida. Not only is this car seemingly abandoned but that huge building behind it is as well.

My mom is a photographer too.






This place was off the hook……


This parrot was in one of the thrift shops we visited.
To be continued . . .
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