This is what they did in Germany in 1990, they let this cult-looking family pop up on TV with their girl-looking-son singing “I ain’t going to pee-pee in my bed tonight,” or some sort of variation of this. They were called The Kellys, and they were an American-German family turned rock band that looked like cult gypsies. According to their Wikipedia page, “They have had chart and concert success in Europe and other parts of the world, especially in Germany, the Benelux countries, Scandinavia, Eastern Europe, Spain and Portugal. They have sold over 20 million albums since the early 1980s.”
We are officially upset.
From The Citrus Report