MORBID CURIOSITY BY BLAKE NEUBERT

by Ariadna Zierold

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Blake Neubert is an American painter, illustrator and writer now based in Fort Collins, Colorado. His art specifically concentrates on the last quarter of the 19th-century American West and images of cowboys, ranchers, and American Indians.

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Although he began his career painting relatively standard Western Americana, he has recently blazed a bold new trail into more strange and surreal work. On his Instagram page and YouTube channel, you’ll find multiple videos of what is quickly becoming a signature style: he paints a figure, typically something you’d expect to see in your great aunt’s collection of kitschy thrift store art, then to finish the piece, slides a razor blade across the top layer of paint to reveal a hidden perversity beneath.

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The finished work is a morbid curiosity—you just can’t help but stare and wonder why exactly Superman has terrifying bloodshot eyes or how the blonde beauty got a ball gag in her mouth.

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TWISTED VISIONS BY JOE VAUX

by Ariadna Zierold

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Los Angeles based artist Joe Vaux was born in Islip, New York. He graduated from Syracuse University in 1994 with BFA Illustration, after which time he started his career in the animation industry. Joe’s fine art has been exhibited internationally and has also participated in numerous group and solo shows, as well as a couple of museum exhibits, including the Suggestivism show at Grand Central Art Center in 2011.

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His work as a director on the the hugely popular animated TV series ‘Family Guy’ has made his name known to most. However, Vaux also engages his boundless imagination and creative skills as a prodigious fine artist, leading viewers into a bizarre, yet strangely familiar world, populated with ghoulish creatures who collectively engender twisted visions with generous spoonfuls of humor. Vaux injects a remarkably playful and distinctly human flavor to his narratives, often shining a light -although a creepy one- on our dreams and fears.

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Lush Dream Date Contest

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We promise he’s only about half this creepy. Still, if you’d like to pose nude for Lush, or go out for pasta, or have Lush BBQ some Saugs for you, please respond with explicit photos? Something like that . . .

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Great personal torture: watch another person’s sleep disorder testing

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Hey, if you can’t sleep, then you might as well watch someone else who can’t sleep. A couple of weeks ago, “Seattle’s Swedish Medical Center’s Sleep Medicine Associates conducted what it called the first-ever “Sleep up” — an all-night live stream following a patient undergoing sleep disorder testing.”

Wow, that is like popcorn and cherry coke type shit. Who need Toy Story 3 when you got a sleep disorder patient to watch.

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