Science figures out how the Red Sea parted for Charlton Heston, er, Moses

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Figured that shit out! Score one for scientist, you bible heads. The Guardian reports that “Researchers at the National Centre for Atmospheric Research (NCAR) and the University of Colorado at Boulder (CU) claim to have used computer modelling to reconstruct the various wind and wave combinations that could have produced the dry land bridge described in Exodus.

The researchers determined that a strong east wind, blowing overnight, could have driven back the waters on a coastal lagoon in northern Egypt long enough for the Israelites to walk across the exposed mud flats before the waters rushed back in, engulfing the Pharaoh’s cavalry.”

Sorry Moses, no lifting of arms and parting a major body of water for the Israelites to pass on through. Tad more about winds and muds and stuff.

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