The good people at ‘Christ Wire’ have given us either a) proof that Crazy Christians are completely self-deprecatingly hilarious or b) some of the more insane Christian rhetoric out there. Either way, we’re avoiding Coachella this year, but mainly because the lineup sucks and not necessarily because our “daughters are going to be gang raped” and forced to dress like “$2 harlots”. Full article here
Some of the highlights from the article:
Coachella is a concert event for neo hippies, naked beer drinkers and drug addicts. Each year the event grows in numbers and so do its cases of rape, murder and cases of teenage runways. No were else are so many drugs taken, orgies performed and victimaztion of America’s young daughters.
The article’s author on what actually happens at Coachella:
Drugs, rape and music. What a perfect combination! The festival is a huge mask to make it seem like it is about music, but it is only about sex. Boys use drugs to make girls pass out or to make them not have the ability to fight back while they are performing a gang rape on them. The music is to cover up any type of screams or cries for help.
And some shocking statistics that we can only assume must be true because they’re on the internet:
From The Citrus Report